Because this is too funny not to post

Celest* says:
my friend hendrik looks like a younger version of josh hartnet
and a better-looking version too

*sueee: has a postcard from Vienna says:
but they need to be rich
poor ang mos are as useless as chinese ones
haha

Celest* says:
yeah hendrik is rich!!
ooh, should i have an affair?? HAHAHA

*sueee: has a postcard from Vienna says:
haha
well then
YES
AFFAIR AFFAIR

Celest* says:
oh man, i must snap a picture of him
he spent the whole lesson yesterday talking to me
and i earnestly had to give up listening to horizontal mergers to talk to him
HAHAHA

*sueee: has a postcard from Vienna says:
lol
yes snap a pic of him
so weiming can eat his heart out

Celest* says:
HAHA
eye candy every single class

*sueee: has a postcard from Vienna says:
I WANT
what wldnt i give now for a hot affair.
sigh.

Celest* says:
me first!!!

*sueee: has a postcard from Vienna says:
haha

Celest* says:
but babe
good news
HE HAS AN IDENTICAL TWIN!!!
hoho, a beefier version
but i prefer lean so you can have the beef

*sueee: has a postcard from Vienna says:
i'm not into beefy guys
i want lean
swap la
haha

Celest* says:
TOO BAD
me first
haha

*sueee: has a postcard from Vienna says:
damnit
now i seriously shall think abt gg for Belgium Homestay

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BEEEG Sidenote: B, you know I still love you! I just have eyes, that's all! <3