In Berlin, do as the hostelites do.

Some things I found online while searching for hostels in Berlin. [Credits to Hostelworld]

LettemSleep Hostel in Berlin offers the following:

1. Free Internet

2. NEW MATTRESSES!!!!!

3. Full kitchen

4. Super Funky Common Room

5. Supermarket, laundry & bakery just out the door

6. Free Coffee and Tea

7. Bring your own cd's, we'll play them for you, or enjoy our selection

8. Gorgeous staff

9. DVD's

10. Crazy adorable cleaning lady

11. Fantastic Vibrant Neighborhood with loads of shopping, parks, all night cafes and bars

12. No Curfew or Lockout

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These following 2 pictures probably fulfil #8, the promise of gorgeous staff. Doing gorgeous things like vacumming the dirt ground outside and attempting to do the Y-M-C-A.

And I suppose this shows us just how true #10 is: that the cleaning lady is crazy and adorable. Emphasis on crazy, methinks?